[Teresa is looking unusually solemn for once, and she's standing against an ivy-covered wall. In the hand that isn't holding her Forge, she's leaning her sword against her shoulder.]

This morning I was accused of murdering a woman I had never met.

[...just gonna let the humor of that sink in for those who would appreciate it. She bows her head a ( Read more... )

Don’t you fucking know that when a kid goes missing under mysterious circumstances, sometimes it’s better to leave them missing? I mean, look at that creepy shitty movie, The Ring. Or The Omen. Or Macaulay Culkin. It’s like when you see a clown and you always cockpunch them? If a kid’s missing in a shitty town where shitty things happen, it’s ( Read more... )

[Another swarm of flies. The carcasses of dead beasts in the distance indicate that this is merely feet from where Sophia made her last broadcast. Those that had been strung up sway gently in the misty light, a grisly backdrop to the centerpiece below.]

There's been another. It's fresh.

[A woman alone, this time. Mouth open, brown hair spilling ( Read more... )

[It’s the video, sure. Most folks are used to seeing it here, what with all this bullshit going on at the moment, so why would John’s be any different? But instead of showing his strikingly handsome mug or his enormous, worship-worthy dick, it’s showing a pale blonde kid in baggy clothes, the kind with a fast car and a baby face, a side-ways hat ( Read more... )

About the past few days.

...is this sort of thing normal?